Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

Got the whole Howell clan screaming with disbelief.
This is what makes facebook worth it.
Stunning

Heaven

According to Uncyclopedia:-

Heaven is really the sky or a Midget infested porno, but it often refers to a tropical country behind the Orion Nebula that's too bright to see. Heaven is home to approximately 6,078 beings. 45.7% of the population is angels, 34.4% dogs (all dogs go there), 19.9% seraphim (.1% being Sephiroth), 2.0% Unitarians, and .016% Supreme Beings. Politically, Heaven has been allied with the nation of Israel, Palestine, George W. Bush and the Catholic Church, but recently Heaven has broken off communications with all political bodies and is in a state of isolationism similar to Switzerland's. In addition, it is now confirmed that last spot in heaven has been taken, and its borders have been closed for an indefinite period of time. It is an enemy of Hell (population 67,594,941,662,544 as of noon EST, February 19, 2008).

As well as the main religious heaven there is also the Atheist Heaven of which the actual population is around 9 million but the official population is 0, as no one who lives there actually believes that they still exist, there for, they would eventually turn to dust.

Pork and Beans

Oh those Weezer boys!
how many internet/ youtube name checks can you count?

Fame part 2

Well done Bill, (again!)

BBC Wales

Hair like Brian May

I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate

I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I’m gonna go down to the river (oooh), that old snake they call the Dee
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see

Oh I need this situation about as much as I need
The Armory Show’s entire back catalogue

I haven’t got a balaclava, and my good girl, she got no snood
I haven’t got a balaclava (oooh), and my good girl’s got no snood
I take the 20.40 boxcar, the one that goes to Bude

I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
Oh but the devil’s built a bypass, n’chopped down all of the trees

And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need
The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue

An Email from #10!

Well done G. Brown!

Thank you for signing this petition. The Prime Minister has written a
response. Please read below.

Prime Minister: 2009 has been a year of deep reflection – a chance for
Britain, as a nation, to commemorate the profound debts we owe to those who
came before. A unique combination of anniversaries and events have stirred
in us that sense of pride and gratitude which characterise the British
experience. Earlier this year I stood with Presidents Sarkozy and Obama to
honour the service and the sacrifice of the heroes who stormed the beaches
of Normandy 65 years ago. And just last week, we marked the 70 years which
have passed since the British government declared its willingness to take
up arms against Fascism and declared the outbreak of World War Two. So I am
both pleased and proud that, thanks to a coalition of computer scientists,
historians and LGBT activists, we have this year a chance to mark and
celebrate another contribution to Britain’s fight against the darkness of
dictatorship; that of code-breaker Alan Turing.

Turing was a quite brilliant mathematician, most famous for his work on
breaking the German Enigma codes. It is no exaggeration to say that,
without his outstanding contribution, the history of World War Two could
well have been very different. He truly was one of those individuals we can
point to whose unique contribution helped to turn the tide of war. The debt
of gratitude he is owed makes it all the more horrifying, therefore, that
he was treated so inhumanely. In 1952, he was convicted of ‘gross
indecency’ – in effect, tried for being gay. His sentence – and he
was faced with the miserable choice of this or prison - was chemical
castration by a series of injections of female hormones. He took his own
life just two years later.

Thousands of people have come together to demand justice for Alan Turing
and recognition of the appalling way he was treated. While Turing was dealt
with under the law of the time and we can't put the clock back, his
treatment was of course utterly unfair and I am pleased to have the chance
to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him. Alan and
the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted
under homophobic laws were treated terribly. Over the years millions more
lived in fear of conviction.

I am proud that those days are gone and that in the last 12 years this
government has done so much to make life fairer and more equal for our LGBT
community. This recognition of Alan’s status as one of Britain’s most
famous victims of homophobia is another step towards equality and long
overdue.

But even more than that, Alan deserves recognition for his contribution to
humankind. For those of us born after 1945, into a Europe which is united,
democratic and at peace, it is hard to imagine that our continent was once
the theatre of mankind’s darkest hour. It is difficult to believe that in
living memory, people could become so consumed by hate – by
anti-Semitism, by homophobia, by xenophobia and other murderous prejudices
– that the gas chambers and crematoria became a piece of the European
landscape as surely as the galleries and universities and concert halls
which had marked out the European civilisation for hundreds of years. It is
thanks to men and women who were totally committed to fighting fascism,
people like Alan Turing, that the horrors of the Holocaust and of total war
are part of Europe’s history and not Europe’s present.

So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely
thanks to Alan’s work I am very proud to say: we’re sorry, you deserved
so much better.

Gordon Brown

If you would like to help preserve Alan Turing's memory for future
generations, please donate here: http://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/

Petition information - http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/turing/

If you would like to opt out of receiving further mail on this or any other
petitions you signed, please email optout@petitions.pm.gov.uk

Fame!

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/galleries/Sunflowers-gallery-1311973-detail/gallery.html

Put a bit of sunshine into all our lives by sending us a picture of you with your amazingly tall sunflower. Send your picture to paul.turner@swwmedia.co.uk

Sent in by William A Lewis

Was Not Was - Walk The Dinosaur

Oh what age does.......

All Sins Jesus Died for Used Up

From Uncyclopedia News:-

1 September 2009

Died once, rose once, T-shirt got!

Vatican City - The Vatican struck fear into the core of the apple Earth today when it confirmed that all the sins Jesus Christ had died for have been used up by a trespass-hungry Earth. The Pope himself mumbled the announcement to a shocked and all too naked, gyrating crowd stating that the 'died for all our sins' guarantee wording had an asterisk next to it for a reason and that 'terms and conditions always applied'

Thumb faced downwards to emulate stern judging of much missed Old Testament God

Many blame over-population as a major contributing factor to the forgiveness burn-up - with 6 billion souls pumping out misbehaviour from every orifice - Heather Mills being singled out for particular criticism.