Wednesday, October 15, 2025

The Man From Uncle


My Dad, Don, had a business supplying (amongst others) the Bengali community in Swansea with poultry. I dont know if you ever noticed, but the majority of curries sold are of the chicken variety. Over the years, he became affectionately known as "Uncle" which is a mark of respect in their community. He was also known as Murgh Wallah - Chicken Seller, which I found quite cute. I would often order a take-away over the phone & give my name as Murgh Wallah. Unfortunately most of the "old guard" have now gone to Dar al-Salam, so I can do this less & less.

He passed away on this day 4 years ago. I miss him every day.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Shhhhh



 When you have nothing to say, its best to say nothing

Monday, October 13, 2025

Feedback

 


Not unless you pay me/bribe me/enter me into a draw

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Auntie Donna

 


O2 Apollo Manchester 11.10.25


Crazy Aussies & 1 audience member.

Saturday, October 11, 2025

Horton & Port Eynon Lifeboat

I had four happy years playing with other people's boats, driving a tractor, and using other people's petrol @ RNLI Horton & Port Eynon back in the 80's. It's a lovely little station, with a D Class inshore boat, crewed by 3 normally, 2 in an emergency, and. 4 if an extra pair of hands, like the Hon. Med. Officer is needed. 

The boat is launched on a tractor pulled trailer across the beach, picking out wherever the surf is least. Huge fun can be had launching through surf, with the trick being for the helm aboard to gun the engine whilst the 2 crew, one on each side get slung up and into the boat. (Sometimes missing :-))

The run down to the Worm's head, to rescue people cut off by the tides, could be quite bumpy, especially in a quartering sea - which it usually was (Westerly's being the norm). Still great fun, though.


Horton and Port Eynon RNLI  



Friday, October 10, 2025

Word of the day

 A new one for me...



Thursday, October 09, 2025

FYI: Ustym Karmaliuk


From Wiki:-

Ustym Yakymovych Karmaliuk (also Karmelyuk; Ukrainian: Устим Якимович Кармалюк (Кармелюк); March 10, 1787 – October 22, 1835) was a Ukrainian outlaw who fought against the Russian administration and became a folk hero to the commoners of Ukraine. He is often referred to as the "Ukrainian Robin Hood" and "the last haydamak".

His grotto

With the ongoing Polish uprising of 1831, by the early 1830s Karmaliuk's guerrilla army was approximately 20,000 strong, with over 1,000 raids on the estates of the Polish and Russian landowners over a 20-year period. The response of the tsar was to station military units in those regions hardest hit by Karmaliuk. He was caught four times and sentenced to hard labor in Siberia, but escaped each time.

A bit bigger than Robin Hood, then. 

According to legend, Karmaliuk was impervious to bullets, but he was killed by the only thing that could get him, a lead garment button.

Beware the Garment Buttons...

Wednesday, October 08, 2025

13 Miles

 



1899: Launch from Porlock Weir - Timeline - Our history 

13 miles Skinny Lister

From visitlyntonandlynmouth.com|:-

Louisa & the Forrest Hall

The Night Lynmouth's Lifeboat Crew Made History

The Great Storm of 1899 and the Peril of the Forrest Hall

On 12 January 1899, hurricane-force winds hammered the Exmoor coast. The Forrest Hall, a 1,900-ton vessel under tow from Bristol to Liverpool, was caught in the storm. When the tow cable snapped and the ship’s rudder failed, she drifted dangerously close to Porlock Bay’s rocky shoreline.

The Watchet lifeboat was unable to launch — its oar-powered design no match for the gale. At 19:52, a telegram reached Lynmouth calling for urgent assistance. The response that followed would etch itself into RNLI history.

A Daring Decision: Hauling the Louisa Over the Moor

Coxswain Jack Crocombe gathered his crew and assessed the situation. Launching from Lynmouth beach was impossible; seawater was already flooding houses and shops along the foreshore. Crocombe knew their best chance lay at Porlock Weir — but getting there meant an extraordinary feat: towing the 10-ton Louisa lifeboat and her carriage up the 25% gradient of Countisbury Hill, across the open moor, then down the equally steep Porlock Hill — a 13-mile journey through a ferocious winter storm.

Horses, Lanterns, and Sheer Determination

Eighteen horses and over 100 villagers rallied to the cause. Shovel teams raced ahead to widen narrow moorland paths. Two men fought to keep storm-lashed lanterns alight, vital for the column’s progress. Every available hand pushed alongside the straining horses as the Louisa climbed Countisbury. Disaster struck outside the Blue Ball Inn when a wheel broke from the carriage. Undeterred, the team repaired the damage and pushed on — though numbers thinned, the spirit of the mission only grew stronger.

Obstacles Across the Moor

Near Ashton, the track narrowed too sharply for the carriage to pass. The Louisa was offloaded, dragged across skids by sheer manpower, and then hoisted back into place. Descending Porlock Hill presented fresh dangers: steep, slippery lanes, fierce winds, and cramped streets. At one pinch-point, a garden wall was swiftly — if reluctantly — demolished to allow the lifeboat through. The householder’s initial anger turned to pride on hearing the reason behind the demolition.

Final Push to Porlock Weir

As they neared Porlock Weir, floodwaters forced the team onto higher ground, where a low-hanging tree blocked the way. Without hesitation, the men felled the tree and pressed on. After an exhausting 11-hour journey, they reached the launch site at 6:30 am.

Launching Into the Teeth of the Storm

With no time to rest, the crew launched immediately into mountainous seas. They reached the drifting Forrest Hall near Hurlstone Point, placing several lifeboatmen aboard to stabilise the ship while awaiting the arrival of rescue tugs at dawn. When the tugs arrived, the Lynmouth men helped secure tow lines. Then, with unwavering commitment, they rowed alongside the Forrest Hall across the Bristol Channel to Barry, arriving at 6:00 pm — nearly 24 hours after first setting out.

Heroes’ Return to Lynmouth

After a night of rest at Barry’s Seamen’s Mission, the Louisa’s crew rowed back across the Channel to Lynmouth. On their return, the village celebrated their courage with a feast and commemorative gifts — forever proud of the night when raw determination and community spirit triumphed against the odds.

Tuesday, October 07, 2025

Cannonball Run

In case you ever wondered what a 6lb cannonball would do to a soldier, here is some evidence. This guy was wearing a cuirasse, which seemed to make little difference to his fate. I guess he would have died from shock? I can't imagine that he'd have survived long after impact, but I'm no expert.

I've often wondered how different weapons affected people. Is it like in the movies where a bullet immediately causes the bad guy to slump over & pass out, or was it more like the death of Nelson? A more drawn out affair? Do the 'one punch knockouts' seen in cowboy or war films actually happen? Do people survive being stuck with arrows like a porcupine still fight on a la Boromir? I think we should be told.







Monday, October 06, 2025

Clyne Castle


We have several Castles at the bottom of our garden, (see Castlehunting passim) including one that isn't really a castle; Clyne. (Perhaps Clun in Welsh?)

This one was built with coppers (excuse the attempt at humour) from the time when Abertawe was otherwise called 'Copperopolis' and has a fascinating history. Linked with the exploitation of South Wales and its people, a fine example of flaunted wealth.

Owners of Clyne Castle & Gardens – Clyne Gardens

Richard Phillips started the building, some other rich bastards, then 3 of the Vivian clan.

It's an interesting story of how the rich would play in the 1800's.

For example (from the above website):-

Over the more than forty years as owner of the estate now known as Clyne Castle, Vivian increased his landowning from around 100 acres to more than 1500 acres spread around Blackpill, Mumbles and parts of Gower. Being childless and unmarried, he made detailed plans to keep this estate within the family. On his death in 1912, he arranged for his unmarried sister to be the next owner and for the inheritance to pass, after her days, to his nephew, Algernon. The estate was valued at the time at £1 million “as far as can be at present ascertained”, so said the Index of Wills & Administration.

I love the name Algernon, and if you want to know what Algy did next, see here


Sunday, October 05, 2025

Castlehunting # 9

Two in one day! There are 3 castles in the marcher lordship that held Bridgend, but 2 was enough for 1 trip 







 Newcastle-castle Cadw

Wiki

Newcastle Castle was initially constructed as a ringwork 1106 by William de Londres, one of the legendary Twelve Knights of Glamorgan, as part of the Norman invasion of Wales. William de Londres was a knight loyal to the Norman baron Robert Fitzhamon and the Newcastle defences marked the most western extent of Fitzhamon's lordship.[1] It is one of three castles built by the Normans in the area at the time, the others being Coity Castle and Ogmore Castle

www.castlewales.com/newcastle

The castle's most outstanding feature is its complete Norman doorway (shown at left), which greets the visitor approaching the castle from the south. It is late 12th-century, contemporary with the curtain wall. On the inside it is quite plain, but the outside is given fine decorative treatment. Once inside the curtain wall, the circuit of which is complete, the nature of the castle becomes apparent. It is a courtyard castle, roughly circular in plan, with two mural towers built into the curtain wall on the south and west sides. The curtain wall, which was built in straight sections, is impressive and stands to its full height on the west side.




Castlehunting # 8


Coety Bridgend





 



It, too, has a Wiki page.

From here:-

Coity Castle (Welsh: Castell Coety) in Glamorgan, Wales, is a Norman castle built by Sir Payn "the Demon" de Turberville (fl. 1126), one of the legendary Twelve Knights of Glamorgan supposed to have conquered Glamorgan under the leadership of Robert FitzHamon (d. 1107), Lord of Gloucester.

Most Norman castles in Glamorgan (e.g. Caerphilly, Cardiff, Loughor) occupy sites which had previously been Roman forts and it is likely that the Norman castle at Coity occupied the site of an existing structure. Potential Roman military activity at the site is supported by the strategic importance of the location. A Roman fort would have controlled a number of early routes and Heol Spencer, which appears on the earliest maps of the area, has been proposed as a Roman Road because of its age, importance and remarkable straightness (which today, only deviates around the castle grounds itself).

I drove down Heol Spencer.




:-

While FitzHamon (who built Cardiff Castle) doled out his best lands to his favorites, he forced at least one member of his retinue, Sir Payn de Turberville, to acquire land on his own.

Shrewdly venturing into the Lordship of Coity, Payn de Turberville discussed the acquisition of Coity Castle with the Welsh leader, Morgan Gam. Evidently, Morgan agreed to turn over his castle to Sir Payn on one condition: either the Norman had to fight Morgan for the lordship or he had to marry Sybil, Morgan's daughter. Symbolically (and wisely), Payn took the proffered sword in his left hand and clutched Sybil with his right. They married and Sir Payn de Turberville became Lord of Coity.


Cwrw'r Wythnos # un deg chwech

 



Saturday, October 04, 2025

The Fall (Film review - spoilers)

 


The Fall. 7.8

Stunning Cinematography. Every scene is a masterpiece. The colours so bright & alive. Worthy of an oil painting. Apparently no fake sets were used, just real life locations. Curated carefully from all over the world. Incredible costumes. Quite slow, but a clever plot. Also unique.

Unmissable 9

Fake Blow Job

From Visordown:-


It appears that the bike’s electric drive motor - in addition to putting power to the wheel - spins a crankshaft that runs a four-stroke engine that sucks in air, moves pistons about, and spits said air out of an exhaust pipe. All of that replicating the sound and feel of the powerplants that have been driving motorcycles for more than a century.

Read more here if you're interested:-

Yamaha patents fake engine to give electric motorcycles a real feel | Visordown

Friday, October 03, 2025

A blustery day

 


Langland today

During a snowy day, Pooh and Piglet attempt to construct a house for Eeyore in an area they name "Pooh Corner", using sticks they found from the other side of the Hundred Acre Wood. Unbeknownst to Pooh and Piglet, Eeyore had already collected those sticks for the same purpose. After Eeyore discovers the disappearance of his stick pile, he visits Christopher Robin, who agrees to help him search for the sticks. The two meet with Pooh and Piglet, who realise their oversight but show the house to Eeyore anyway. Ultimately, Eeyore believes that the wind blew the sticks to Pooh Corner as a house, and Pooh and Piglet leave to have lunch with Christopher Robin.

More Sheen

More insights into the Genius that is Micheal Sheen on BBC Desert Island disks (Hat-tip Dr. Bob) (Following on from Mr Sheen )


You can listen to this here

His additional luxury?



From The BBC website:-

Nine things we learned from Michael Sheen’s Desert Island Discs

1. His great-great-grandmother was a lion tamer…

Michael’s great-great-grandmother Mary-Ann North, known to the family as Nanny Blower, used to tour the world as a lion and elephant tamer, he reveals to Lauren. “The legend is that one time with the lions, one of them mauled her. The claw of that lion was kept in the family and put on a chain.”

2. … and his dad was a professional Jack Nicholson lookalike

After a career in the Port Talbot steelworks and Personnel, Michael’s dad Meyrick entered a competition in the paper to find a lookalike of Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman – and won. “He got a lookalike agent and then he started working literally all around the world.” Meyrick was asked to go to Germany for the premiere of Batman, but when he arrived the organiser told him that Nicholson had pulled out. “So, he actually had to go and do radio interviews as Jack Nicholson.” The trouble was, Meyrick’s American accent wasn’t the greatest. “He just sort of made noises,” Michael laughed. “When a record was on, the interviewer leaned over and went: ‘You are not Jack Nicholson.’ My dad, without a moment's hesitation, had a playing card taped to the palm of his hand that was a Joker with ‘Meyrick Sheen’ written on it. He showed the interviewer and went: ‘Meyrick Sheen. Even better than the real thing.’”



3. Michael almost became a footballer until he discovered acting

Growing up in Port Talbot, Michael’s first great love – and his greatest talent – was football. “I didn’t just play football; I absolutely lived and breathed it. Every spare moment I’d be kicking a football around, even inside the house, which got me into a lot of trouble. I got spotted for Arsenal, but I couldn’t go to London because my parents were working in Wales.” However, he didn’t always find football fulfilling. “I'd be on the pitch, and I used to be adding up the numbers on the back of everyone's football tops, and I realised this was because there was a part of my brain that just wasn't getting used. When acting came along I realised, ‘Oh, this uses every single bit of me.’ I found something that I could be equally obsessed by.”

4. He left drama school after a mini-breakdown – and came back stronger

“I thought I was the bee’s knees,” Sheen says of his early days at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, one of the country’s most prestigious drama schools. “I was cast as Oedipus and thought, ‘This is the moment the world wakes up to the brilliance of me.’” It didn’t. “Nothing changed. I couldn’t understand why nobody was praising me to the skies. I sort of had a bit of a breakdown.” He left drama school for a while, then returned on Saturday mornings to watch classes. “I started to see there’s another way of doing things: being open to what’s going on around you and responding.”

5. Playing Tony Blair saved him from a career slump

“I was living in LA, kind of doing nothing. I’d sit in diners reading books, going up for auditions for a cough and a spit in the back of Alien vs Predator and not getting it.” If someone had told me one day you will be playing Tony Blair during the day and Caligula at night, I can’t imagine anything better. On a trip back to London, a woman approached him in a theatre. “She said, ‘I’m casting a story about Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. I think you should play Tony Blair.’ I thought she was a mad woman.” He was already committed to a play, but they figured out how to make it work. “I’d film in the day, then get on a motorbike across London to the theatre.” It was completely exhausting, he explains,  ”but I have a really strong memory of being on the back of the motorbike, whizzing past RADA and thinking, ‘if someone had told me one day you will be playing Tony Blair during the day and Caligula at night, I can’t imagine anything better.’ I remember thinking that being tired is a very small price to pay.”

6. When playing real people, he’s just playing a remixed version of himself

“I always liken it to a mixing desk,” Sheen says of getting into character as the many real-life people he has played over the years. “All those dimmers and faders represent me. When I'm researching, I'm looking for the points of connection with myself so that I can go, ‘well, on my mixing desk this particular quality is at four, but in Kenneth Williams it's at eight.’ But I have to use the bit in me, and make it more extreme or bring it down. So ultimately, when I'm playing these characters, hopefully I do enough to convince people that I'm being them, but what I'm using as the raw material is me.” Besides, he was never very good at impersonations. “That made me focus on the inner life of the person.  And slowly I discovered that I could do the voice, but I knew that in the process it had to be the last bit that fit into place.”

7. A 2011 theatre production changed his life and inspired one of his music choices

In 2011, Michael played Jesus in a vast, three-day immersive theatre production of a traditional Passion play in his hometown of Port Talbot. “It was absolute madness. We made the decision that it would be one performance, nonstop, over 72 hours, all over the town.” It started with 100 people on a beach at sunrise on Good Friday. “As the sun came up, I remember lying in the sand dunes waiting to make my entrance. I didn't know if anyone would be there. By Sunday night, I was being crucified on the roundabout at Aberavon Beach. There were between 12,000 and 20,000 people.” It was a turning point. “It ended up being probably the most extraordinary experience of my life. It led to me moving back to Wales and using my career as the engine to support other groups. Whilst I've got the opportunity to do it and I've got the resources to do it; I want to do as much as I possibly can.” The production also prompted Michael to select Peter Gabriel’s Passion, from the soundtrack to The Last Temptation of Christ, as his sixth disc. “It introduced me to music I’d never heard before. Right up to today, if I need to be creative or inspired, I'll put this on. There's something about this album that just goes somewhere quite deep in me.”

8. He’s convinced he could survive on a desert island – and do surgery

Michael doesn’t lack confidence when it comes to being castaway on an imaginary desert island. “I like to think I could knock up a shelter, catch fish, cook for myself. But actually, I’d be terrible. I’d be huddled under the largest leaf I could find, shouting out.” He likens it to a role he performed once: “I played a doctor in an American series called Masters of Sex. I convinced myself I could probably do surgery or deliver a baby. Of course I couldn’t. It’s nonsense.”

9. He’s given away millions of pounds of his money

“I have no idea,” Sheen said when asked how much of his personal wealth he’s given away. “I don’t keep records of it. But it’s millions.” He keeps enough to support his family. “Beyond that, as long as there’s money coming in and I know I can work, I’ve found a way to make it work. There are moments where I go, ‘Ooh, I may have miscalculated this.’ But until the work dries up, I’ll just keep going.”

Thursday, October 02, 2025

Building up a Head of Steam

 


Birthday celebrations @ The Head of Steam, Cardiff, with the Fam. (Minus the Yate connection, who are dogbound). Only 28 taps... Oh dear.









When I'm 65


From The Beatles, to Frank Sinatra, via Adam Driver:-

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say,
yours sincerely, wasting away.
Give me your answer, fill in a form,
Mine forevermore.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty four? Ho!

But that was last year :-(

Now over to Frank:-

But now the days are short
I'm in the autumn of the year
And now I think of my life as vintage wine
From fine old kegs
From the brim to the dregs
It poured sweet and clear
It was a very good year

:-(

Wednesday, October 01, 2025

New Boots & Panties


 Oi oi! I bought this back in '77.

And saw him live in the top rank. 
Bought a Tshirt that read "if it aint stiff, it aint worth a f***" . 
My mum was not impressed.