Cram me with eels

Well, Caviar actually. Hat-Tip kastathecrafter

for this tidbit:-

All I know is:-

Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon,

The virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish,

The virgin sturgeon needs no 'urgin,

That's why caviar is my dish.

I gave caviar to my girl friend,

She was a virgin tried and true,

Ever since she had that caviar,

There 'aint nothing she won't do,

I gave caviar to my grandpa,

Grandpa's age is ninety three,

The very next time I saw my grandpa,

He'd chased grandma up a tree.

My father was a lighthouse keeper,

He had caviar for his tea,

He had three children by a mermaid,

Two were kippers, one was me.

I gave caviar to my bow-wow, all the others looked agog,

He had what those bitches wanted,

Wasn't he a lucky dog.

The female clam is optimistic, shoots her eggs out in the sea,

She hopes her suitor as a shooter,

Hits the selfsame spot as she.

Oysters are prolific bi-valves,

Rear their young ones in their shell,

How they piddle is a riddle, but they do so what the hell.

I gather Swans also belong to the Regent, but not, Swansea.