Drop the bear

IMPORTANT SAFETY ADVICE WHEN TRAVELING DOWN UNDER.   

The frequency of tourists visiting the outback & the bush in Australia has led to Koalas becoming more & more agitated recently.

The latest advice to avoid being attacked by 'Drop Bears' is to adopt various tactics, including placing forks in the hair, having Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears or in the armpits, urinating on oneself, and only speaking English in an Australian accent.