Antidote to stoat

I can exclusively reveal that the only antidote to 9% beer know to man is a hearty fry-up at The Lock Inn , alongside the canal, at Bradford On Avon. There, you can have fun with Dick & Jane, followed by the famous Boatmans Breakfast, of:- Bacon, Eggs, Fried bread, Chips, Mushrooms, Beans, Tomatoes, Black pud, Sausage, & Smoked sausage. all washed down with lashings of hot tea. (or 6x if you are brave)

The menu includes such advice as "If alcohol makes you irritable, smoke dope, drink tea & stay at home". It's well worth a look, and littered with Dick & Jane's unique sense of humour.
If you do fancy trying them out, Just remember, "No Moaners"