All gone a bit Pete Tong

What? What's that? Turn it up can't you? NO NEED TO SHOUT!

As reported today in the Grauniad, Pete Tong has gone a little Mutton. 

I have some sympathy for Pete, as my top range (higher frequency) hearing has degraaded to the extent that I share his affliction. However, I don't think standing next to a soap rolling mill in Procter & Gamble's Madchester factory is quite as exotic as 'Givin it Large' in Ibiza....

It's a bugger, tho.