frustration @ The Onion

I can't seem to cut & paste quotes from the onion, america's funniest parody newspaper, and publish them here. I guess it's some feindish computer geek trick to stop me nicking thier stuff.........

so, you will have to take a look for yourself, at the site that never ceases to raise a mild titter in these halls.....

Heaven 'not as opulent as pope expected' story

'Gay couple pressurised to marry' story